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just for fun maybe ill even post what i look like when i get homeif not simply to stress how much time i waste “getting ready” 

just for fun maybe ill even post what i look like when i get home
if not simply to stress how much time i waste “getting ready” 

i would now like to demonstrate how it takes me about an hour to get ready to go places but literally almost nothing changes my life is a waste of time mostly will report back in 40 minutes 

i would now like to demonstrate how it takes me about an hour to get ready to go places but literally almost nothing changes 
my life is a waste of time mostly
will report back in 40 minutes 

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rydellk:

rydellk:

i accidentally printed my english paper onto iron-on paper so as to not waste money since iron-on paper is pretty expensive, i did the logical thing, and now i have a shirt with my opinion of julius caesar on it

true fashion

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27teacups:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

It’s like a sleeping bag.

youve got to give credit to the brand though omg
they promise custom sizing and by god they will make your size even if your foot is actually a refrigerator

27teacups:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

It’s like a sleeping bag.

youve got to give credit to the brand though omg

they promise custom sizing and by god they will make your size even if your foot is actually a refrigerator

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same

same

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the-mad-angel-with-a-box:

ancient-amateur:

When you realise people born in 2000 will be teenagers next year…  

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destroyerofbacon:

makemystand41319:

coopranderson:

bidyke:

elfhugs:

thank u free country usa god bless

Too good not to reblog

meanwhile, in america.

wot.


it had to be done.
/shotdead

destroyerofbacon:

makemystand41319:

coopranderson:

bidyke:

elfhugs:

thank u free country usa god bless

Too good not to reblog

meanwhile, in america.

wot.

it had to be done.

/shotdead

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